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Happy Friday once again Dear Friends.
My week was filled with snowy mornings and sunny afternoons. I do have every inclination to believe that someone upstairs is confused. I wake up to a blanket of white and drive home to sunny patches of sunshine and people walking in shirtsleeves outside. I am not complaining though because my week has flown by. It feels like I have stepped into a story tale of weather and the beginning is not like the ending by any means. This morning was equally good because it was a cupcake morning. I am not saying this metaphorical either. It was literally a morning filled with cupcakes. I must make a mention that I am starting to train for the marathon in June, but I am only human. A girl can’t pass up a plate of cupcakes even on a good day (well, maybe only this girl can’t, but still…). To put the icing on the cake (pun intended), I also received a package in the mail from my favorite uncle (WooHoo!). In the package was a hat I saw on Paige Duke in the Show Sweet Home Alabama (Don’t know what I am talking about? You should probably just watch it tonight on CMT.The hat she was wearing was from Kruger Farms in case anyone was wondering). My uncle is lucky to work with the beautiful Paige Duke (when she is not on television) at Kruger Farms (You should seriously check them out. Talk about fun!!). Not only do I love the show and think Paige is one of the sweetest gals that have ever been on a show, I also love surprises (especially ones that come in the mail by UPS and are unexpected). All this together makes for a pretty awesome week!
The weekend was going to be just as epic, but unfortunately Cory and I had to be responsible so we decided to not go on an epic vacation with our good friends (sorry guys L) and are going to stay home, relax, and catch up on some movie watching (this doesn’t sound too bad either though). Since we have no plans, living vicariously through the movies will be just as good. I mean, movies are pretty much the real thing, right? Anything that happens in movies could happen in real life. I think that I have learned some of the most important lessons in life from movies. Enter Friday’s List:
Things I Would Never Know Without The Movies
·         When they are alone, all foreigners prefer to speak English to each other.
·         If being chased through town, you can usually take cover in a passing St. Patrick's Day parade - at any time of year.
·         All beds have special L-shaped cover sheets which reach up to the armpit level on a woman but only to the waist level on the man lying beside her.
·         The Chief of Police will almost always suspend his star detective - or give him 48 hours to finish the job.
·         All grocery bags contain at least one stick of French Bread.
·         It's easy for anyone to land a plane providing there is someone to talk you down.
·         The ventilation system of any building is the perfect hiding place - noone will ever think of looking for you in there and you can travel to any other part of the building undetected.
·         Police departments give their officers personality tests to make sure they are deliberately assigned to a partner who is their polar opposite.
·         The Eiffel Tower can be seen from any window in Paris.
·         All bombs are fitted with electronic timing devices with large red readouts so you know exactly when they are going to go off.
·         If you need to reload your gun, you will always have more ammunition, even if you haven't been carrying any before now.
·         You are very likely to survive any battle in any war unless you make the mistake of showing someone a picture of your sweetheart back home.
·         Should you wish to pass yourself off as a German officer, it will not be necessary to speak the language - a German accent will do.
·         If your town is threatened by an imminent natural disaster or killer beast, the mayor's first concern will be the tourist trade or his forthcoming art exhibition.
·         A man will show no pain while taking the most ferocious beating but will wince when a woman tries to clean his wounds.
·         When paying for a taxi, don't look at your wallet as you take out a bill - just grab one at random and hand it over. It will always be the exact fare.
·         Kitchens don't have light switches. When entering a kitchen at night, you should open the fridge door and use that light instead.
·         If staying in a haunted house, women should investigate any strange noises in their most revealing underwear.
·         Mothers routinely cook eggs, bacon and waffles for their family every morning even though their husband and children never have time to eat it.
·         Cars that crash will almost always burst into flames.
·         All telephone numbers in America begin with the digits 555.
·         A single match will be sufficient to light up a room the size of RFK stadium.
·         Medieval peasants had perfect teeth.
·         Any person waking from a nightmare will sit bolt upright and pant.
·         It is not necessary to hello or goodbye when beginning or ending phone conversations.
·         Even when driving down a perfectly straight road, it is necessary to turn the wheel vigorously from left to right every few moments.
·         It is always possible to park directly outside the building you are visiting.
·         A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended from duty.
·         It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts - your enemies will patiently attack you one by one by dancing around in a threatening manner until you have knocked out their predecessors.
·         When a person is knocked unconscious by a blow to the head, they will never suffer a concussion or brain damage.
·         No-one ever involved in a car chase, hijacking, explosion, volcanic eruption or alien invasion will ever go into shock.
·         Once applied, lipstick will never rub off - even while scuba diving.
·         You can always find a chainsaw when you need one.
·         Any lock can be picked by a credit card or a paper clip in seconds - unless it's the door to a burning building with a child trapped inside.
·         Television news bulletins usually contain a story that affects you personally at the precise moment that it is aired.
See, Movies are real life and I have learned many things from them, as I’m sure we all have (cough, cough). Next time you watch a movie, seriously think about the life lessons you are watching (…if only they were all true…..).
So Friends, as Friday gets into full swing, remember that everything that happens in movies can happen to you. Okay, so this is a pretty bad moral of the day. Let me try again.
Tell each of your uncles that they are your favorite just so you get a little something extra at Christmas. J Okay, so this isn’t the best one either.
 Great friends are the friends who still love you even if you cancel on them (Getting closer).
Life is what we make it, always has been, always will be!
Cheers!