It seems so long since I last said this to you, but does it feel good. I love the mood of Fridays. It is its own separate entity. Friday’s are the working class holidays. Now that Spring has Sprung and Summer is in the air, Fridays are even more happily celebrated. Ahhh, the sweet feel of Friday’s. When I woke up this morning, I decided that today is going to be great. Let us all delight in the sun and enjoy the sweet smells of summer as we move forward on the wonderful day!
As my happy mood furthers on, I truly believe nothing can get me down. Yeah I am a little tired from all the excitement. So what. Yes, I did wake up and realize that my bank account is dwindling, but times could be worse. I have never believed that money can buy happiness, but its sure can help. J It is in times like these that people (including me) are looking for ways to save the extra cent. Today’s list (it feels so great to type those words again. It has been too long) is going to consist of helpful hints on how to save. Without further ado (you should say this aloud, it is more fun than one would think) I bring to you:
Practical Tips to Save Some Money so we have more of it to Spend on Other Things:
DIET TIP: Lose weight quickly by eating raw pork or rancid tuna. The subsequent food poisoning/diarrhea will enable you to lose 12 pounds in only 2 days.
FINANCE TIP: Save on electricity by turning off all the lights in your house and walking around wearing a miner's hat.
FINANCE TIP: Save on gasoline by pushing your car to your destination. Invariably passers-by will think you've broken down and help.
HOUSEHOLD TIP: Drill a one inch diameter hole in your refrigerator door. This will allow you to check that the light goes off when the door is closed.
HOUSEHOLD TIP: Old telephone directories make ideal personal address books. Simply cross out the names and address of people you don't know.
INEXPENSIVE ENTERTAINMENT: At work, put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
INEXPENSIVE ENTERTAINMENT: During rush hour, sit in your parked car and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
INEXPENSIVE ENTERTAINMENT: Putting just the right amount of gin in your goldfish bowl makes the fishes' eyes bulge and causes them to swim in an amusing manner.
PARKING TICKETS: Avoid parking tickets by leaving your wipers turned to 'fast wipe' whenever you leave your car parked illegally.
PERSONAL HYGEINE: Save on the water bill by wrapping yourself in masking tape and remove the dirt by simply peeling it off.
Each and every one of you can thank me later for the amount of money that will be saved. J
Well Friends, it has been a delight today. Do me a favor and have a great Friday. Stop and smell the roseS, it will be worth it!
I love you all.