It’s Friday, Friday, Friday!!
Hey Friends! I hope you all are gearing up for the weekend. This weekend I have no idea what’s going on in terms of my life. Cory and I have plenty of invites, but we just aren’t sure which one’s we are going to attend. There will be a waterfall effect depends on which invite we go to.  Are we going to Fargo, ND (if we do this, all the other plans are a no-go)? Are we going to attend out friend’s fantastic Pre-St. patty’s Day party(Green Beer anyone!)? Are we going to see a show ( What a shrew!  No not you, the Show is Taming of the Shrew by my friend William Shakespeare)? Or maybe just sit home and chase the cat around(Talk about fun)? Who knows? J The one thing I do know is that today is Friday (Holla!) and that means it is another fantastic day for a list. Now, I have a special treat coming up for you all soon, but today, I am going to keep it real with real definitions (as real as the Easter Bunny). Enjoy!
Say What Now?
·         Arbitrator \ar'-bi-tray-ter\:   A cook that leaves Arby's to work at McDonald's.
·         Avoidable \uh-voy'-duh-buhl\:  What a bullfighter tries to do.
·         Baloney \buh-lo'-nee\: Where some hemlines fall.
·         Bernadette \burn'-a-det\:  The act of torching a mortgage.
·         Burglarize \bur'-gler-ize\: What a crook sees with.
·         Control \kon-trol'\:  A short, ugly inmate.
·         Counterfeiters \kown-ter-fit-ers \: Workers who put together kitchen cabinets.
·         Eclipse \i-klips'\: What an English barber does for a living.
·         Eyedropper \i'-drop-ur\: A clumsy ophthalmologist.
·         Heroes \hee'-rhos\:  What a guy in a boat does.
·         Left Bank \left' bangk'\:  What the robber did when his bag was full of loot.
·         Misty \mis'-tee\:  How golfers create divots.
·         Paradox \par'-u-doks\: Two physicians.
·         Parasites \par'-uh-sites\:  What you see from the top of the Eiffel Tower.
·         Pharmacist \farm'-uh-sist\:  A helper on the farm.
·         Polarize \po'-lur-ize\:  What penguins see with.
·         Primate \pri'-mat\:  Removing your spouse from in front of the TV.
·         Relief \ree-leef'\:  What trees do in the spring.
·         Rubberneck \rub'-er-nek\:  What you do to relax your wife.
·         Seamstress \seem'-stres\:  Describes 250 pounds in a size six.
·         Selfish \sel'-fish\: What the owner of a seafood store does.
·         Subdued \sub-dood'\: Like, a guy, like, works on one of those, like, submarines, man.
·         Sudafed \sood'-a-fed\:  Bringing litigation against a government official.

There you go! Have a fantastically funny and full of fun Friday, Friends.