Happy Saturday Evening!
While my life updates have been few and far between, I just
want you all to know to rest assure, things are going fantastic. So far this
weekend has been filled with birthday celebrations and time well spent with
family. It has been wonderful. I have been blessed with some amazing people in
my life and feel so thankful to have such a great support system.
Tonight, with my heart light and happy, I am pleased to
switch routes with my book reviews and bring you one that is also light
hearted. Alas, I bring to you The Fart that Saved Christmas by JacobMorningside. Yes my friends, you read that correctly. A holiday tale centered
around this bodily function.
Summary:
The behind the scenes story of what really happened "The Night Before
Christmas."It's Christmas Eve. The reindeer go on strike with a list of demands for Santa, the elves and Mrs. Claus. Santa gets "loaded" and threatens to cancel Christmas, fire the deer and divorce Mrs. Claus. But, just when all seems lost, Christmas is saved by a timely fart.
It was a story like no other
An adult one they say
About a corrupt Santa
Who wanted his way
Some of the rhymes were forced, just a bit
But like our disgruntled SantaWho gives a S#!t
The illustrations were clever
I enjoyed them a lot
Especially the details
Not said in the plot
The story read quick
At 36 pages
But it’s not to be read
To kids of all ages
Juvenile at times
But fun either way
Twas a fart that saved Christmas
On this Christmas Day.
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About the Author:
Ahahahahaha. Such a clever way to review this.
Emily, how creative! Love it :)
Emily, Thanks for the clever review of my book. I absolutely loved the unique originality of your style! Kind of inspired you?? Have a wonderful holiday season. Jacob Morningside